there’s no need to watch soap operas anymore, we have Facebook. Like Sands through the hourglass, these are the Posts of our Lives

I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!

Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters..

If loving u is wrong than I never want to be right ever again !!

“I am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong.

I’m just cool like a hot cofee

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you?

Welcome to the wonderful world of not knowing what the hell’s going on!

you know you’re getting old when you and your teeth don’t sleep together any more.

its funny. when u put an important question as Ur status no one comments but if you put something random and pointless everyone is interested

Facebook.. .the strangers your mother warned you about!!

if you are bad then I’m ur dad

m jst cool like a hot cofee

Height of social networking:
Teacher: where is your homework ?
Student: I uploaded it on facebook and I tagged you!!