Facebook, what we really want is
dislike, love, dont care, no way! buttons
along with poke, a kick, punch, stab
a chat that consistently works
love, everyone

I seen someone’s status on Facebook, they said they were suicidal and on the edge..So I poked them…

How many times have you read someone else’s status and thought,”What a load of crap?”

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Yes my Facebook status was about you, then you commented on it and my heart just stopped for a second!

A hug is like a boomerang – you get it back right away.

The state of your life is nothing more than a reflection of your state of mind

Sometimes after a long conversation on a Facebook status I delete my comments so it looks like the person is talking to themselves .

you know you’re bored when you’re flipping through random statuses just for the heck of it

I wish people would realize that Facebook is a tool to keep people in touch when distance separates them. It’s not for personal wars.

Hey Facebook ,Thanks for all the changes..Lists for everyone/thing but I noticed… you missed the”Idiot list”

- well yeah I’m in a relationship with Facebook, but it’s complicated.

- well yeah I’m in a relationship with Facebook, but it’s complicated.

Dear Mr. Mosquito, next time please suck my fat, not my blood ok?!

How many times have you read someone else’s status and thought,”What a load of crap?”