If Facebook would have been our school.Quizzes our Exams.Uploading photos,videos,updating status our Assignments.then we all would have been Merit students;-}

Apparently Apple have scrapped plans for a new iPod for Kids. Apparently the name ‘iTouch kids’ was not suitable.

A couple had a fight one night when they were going to bed, Husband Taunted:Good night mother of 3 kids. Wife Replied:Good night Father of none.

Well, We have a poke button:) now WE NEED A punch and pinch and kick button:)

People say i’m too nice, and that the nice people get screwed over. Well think about it this way, at least i’m gettin some

went to a disco last night. They played the twist, I did the twist. They played jump, I jumped. They played “Come on Eileen”… got kicked out after that one

reminds you: If you can’t have fun, it’s your own damn fault!

I think all woman can agree that bigger is better. Nobody wants a small bank account!

If a friend slaps you and says “expect the unexpected” Slap them back and say  “Did you expect that?”

How do you confuse a blond? You ask her how many sides a circle has!

So the Doctor says”Its Twins!” To the Blond, And the blond starts crying. The Doctor says “Whats wrong?” she says “I don’t even know who the second dad is!”

If you have 15 fish 10 of the drown and 3 of them come back to life how many fish do you have left?  Stop counting stupid–fish can’t drown!

Women 1: How does your husband come on time?
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Women 2: I have made a rule, I told him.
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Romance will start sharp at 9′o clock with you or without you.

All work and no play, will make you a manager

If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie