1 larki boht romantic ho k apnay molvi boyfrnd se:

Darling aaj main boht khush hun, Mango kya mangtay ho
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Molvi sharma k:
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Qurbani Ki Khaal Is Dafa Mujy Dena. =D
Bakra Eid Mubarak :P

Ab tu dyniya waalon pe bilkul bharosa
nhi karna FARAZ…
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Ek bewafa hum ko China ka bakra kh ky Kutta baich daya..!!

May the blessing of Allah fill your life with
joy & prosperity?
EID MUBARAK

The worst part of life is waiting. The best part of life is having someone worth waiting for.

No one notices your tears, no one notices your sadness, no one notices your pain but they all notice your mistakes.

Monday, Monday , go away. I never liked you anyway!!!

To love deeply means to forget oneself

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

To….,
I was very sorry to learn of your Father’s passing. My condolences to you and your family.
Regards…..

We are deeply saddened by his death.
We send our condolences to the family.
He will be given a full departmental funeral.

Please accept our most heartfelt sympathies for your loss.

Diwali Ki Light
Karay Sab Ko Delight
Pakro Masti Ki Flight Aur
Dhoom Machao All Night
Happy Diwali!!

Ashirwad Mile Bado Se
Sahyog Mile Apno Se
Khushiya Mile Jag Se
Doulat Mile Rub Se
Yahi Duaa Karte He Hum Dil Se
Wish U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI

Sending you smiles for every moment of your special day. Have a wonderful time and a very Happy Diwali.

Diwali night is full of lights, may your life be filled with colors and lights of happiness. Happy Diwali!